The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World by Kenn Nesbitt

By Kenn Nesbitt

By the point you are performed examining this diabolically smart booklet, you will have complete international locations groveling at your toes. Kings and major ministers will bow prior to you and beg for mercy. perhaps even cry. does not that sound insanely remarkable? in fact it does. that is why I wrote this book.All you'll want to do is stick to the directions i have laid in and out no time in any respect you may be guffawing maniacally because the international cowers ahead of you...

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Except Tiffany. Or Britney. That would be wrong in ways I can’t even begin to describe. But no matter what you call it, it’s going to need a bunch of stuff if it’s going to make a suitable base for planning your world conquest. Stuff like frozen pizzas. And cocoa with little marshmallows. And an extra-cushy chair. And, oh, yes, screaming robot ninja monkeys with flamethrowers and bazookas. Every good lair needs plenty of those. Best of all, you don’t even have to worry about what stuff you’re going to need, because I’m going to tell you.

You’ll be singing your swan song. Your chickens will come home to roost. The early bird catches the worm. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape, of course! The road was her escape route. What’s yours? The best escape route is a tunnel that leads into the forest, with the far end cleverly disguised as a bush. But since that’s a long way from being an “easy step,” you’re just going to have to settle for the second-best escape route: the back door.

No? Well, he was the space station’s onboard computer, and take my word for it when I say he was homicidally insane. And why? 53 ⠴⡋⡓⠳⡎⡏⠲⡄⡂⠦⡃⠑⠳⡀⡊⠮⡕⡑⠶⡑⡋⡃⠾⠥⡈⡍⡀⡋⠨⠭⠳⠍⡈⡍⡃⡃ ⠔⠒ ⠔⠎⠐⠏⠎⠐⠐ ⠘⠙⠏⠐ ⠠⠬ Kenn Nesbitt Because he was given conflicting instructions. ” He solved the problem by killing every human on board. You can drive your robot over the edge in a similarly simple way. Tell it to make you a tuna sandwich without any tuna, or to clean the floor while wearing muddy boots, and watch as it is reduced to a quivering heap of paranoid schizophrenia (whatever that means).

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